actually, I'm a sock model
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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