mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
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