Already got asked if we're dating
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
