whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
accomplished twins. life is a go
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
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