awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
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