He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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