The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
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it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
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We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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