she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
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Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
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It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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