Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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