Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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