we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
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So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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