Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
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Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
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woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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