it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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