3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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