I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
its liver damage thursday
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