but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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