ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
