Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
You made out with two different species that night
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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