Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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