Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
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I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
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Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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