I hate all girls vehemently.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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