Got a toothbrush?
I'm so fucking centered right now
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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