what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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