SEEEEXXX PLEASE
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
My liver is preforming stress tests.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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