ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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