Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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