We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
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i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
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Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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