Whod you bang
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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