Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
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We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
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Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Oh god it's open bar.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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