Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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