I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
What a fucking waste of an outfit
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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