Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
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they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
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White people are beatboxing! Save me.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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