i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
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ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
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The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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