Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
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You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
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In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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