i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
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duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
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You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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