Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
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Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
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Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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