I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
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I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
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Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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