Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
How did I end up in the pool?!
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It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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