You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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