Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Send help, water and tortillas.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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