so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
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I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
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Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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