I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize
