Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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