That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
It's just like the Real World with babies
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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