She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
the day after is always just damage control
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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