What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
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