Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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