brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
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I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
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I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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