is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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