Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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