We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
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yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
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hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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