Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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