Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I just got carded by a ten year old.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
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