She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
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i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
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So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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