careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
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I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
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A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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