Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
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He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
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You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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