im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
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My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
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It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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